20 THINGS NOT TO SAY OR ASK THE BOSS DURING A JOB INTERVIEW

1. Woa...So Wearing A Tie Like Yours Is Optional Right?
2. Can We Hurry This Up? Cause I'm Suposed To Meet My Dealer At 2:00
3. The Last Time I Got Fired I Pissed In The Water Cooler And Slashed The Bosses
4. Tires Would Coming Into Work One Or Two Hours Late Three Or Four Times A week Be A Problem?
5. Hey...Can I Piss Out Your Window And See If I Can Hit Anybody Walking By Down Below?
6. (Referring to the framed picture of a lady on his desk) So Who's The Cunt?
7. (Referring to the framed picture of a teenaged girl next to the other one on his desk) Hey!!! I Met Her Once, She Aint Worth A Fuck But She Sure Can Suck Cock
8. So That No Smoking Sign Means Just Cigarettes Right?
9. Lunch From Noon 'Till 3:00 Is Cool Isn't It?
10. So Does Your Secretary Bang Everybody In The Office, Or Just You?
11. I Sure Hope My Office Is Bigger Than This This One
12. What The Fuck Is The Internet?
13. Wanna Just Blow Off Work Friday And Go To That Tool Concert With Me Thursday Night?
14. Would You Drop Off These Porn Tapes At The Video Store For Me On Your Way Home?
15. That Bitchy Old Hag That Lives Next Door To Me Is Your Mom?
16. Will I Have A little Fridge Like That One, Or Can I Just Keep My Beer In Yours?
17. We Don't Have To Come In If It's Raining...Right?
18. Taxes? Ya Know...It Would Just Be Easyer If You Paid Me In Cash
19. I Was Thinking I Could Make All My Long Distance Calls While I'm At Work And Save A Shitload On My Phone Bill
20. Wanna Clear Some Of These Stupid Papers Off Your Desk So We Can Do A Couple Lines Before I Go?